Ok, I got caught down at the local porn store, just some bullshit really, so I didn't have a receipt, big deal. So they hauled me down to the police station, I can't believe it. As I'm sitting here at the station in comes Officer Cherie Deville who is pretty hot I must say. After questioning me a bit she pulls out all the items in my bag and questions me about them too, adding that the items are not in their boxes and there is no receipt. So she wants to know how we are going to settle this, and she gives me 2 options go to jail or try out the toys i stole on her, well I really didn't steal them, hehehe. As you will see I had no problem taking care of Officer Deville, I agreed to option 2.